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some peach doodles , which were all i could manage because i was completely melting down over the new game
EXTREMELY funny to find out that the new motorcycle is a multi-seater mount not because another player sits in the sidecar, but because they have to cling onto the back of it WHILE ALPHA SITS IN IT HELP
Ok but you forgot how it looks with 2 male roe riding it
It's funny how Twilight Princess has a reputation for being the 'edgy' Zelda game when it's so fucking silly and straight up campy at times. Like they really had the penultimate boss that the game had been building up to from the beginning be this dancing capering twink who falls off platforms and gets his head stuck in the dirt and whose preferred method of sword based combat is- "wave it around wildly and hope it hits something".
The entire race of Hylians was created by a progenitor race of chicken sized chicken people in the canon of Twilight Princess. This is played completely straight.
The kingdom's dungeons where prisoners are fucking executed, is operated by use of a man sized Beyblade that serves no purpose other than operating these mechanisms. This is never commented on. The final boss fight of this same dungeon is a literal rollercoaster ride where link uses the Beyblade to jump tracks and kill the enemy. Who is the manifestation of the resentment and power of the dead. Killed. By a twink riding a beyblade.
One of the main characters is a toddler with the cadence and vocabulary of a jaded thirty year old, who performs a hostile takeover of the city's premier center of commerce, which he then transforms into a toddler-themed bazaar. This is also played completely straight.
Bigfoot is real and also a wife guy. There is no explanation as to where he fits in in the races created by the gods.
i think it's really funny that twilight princess predates demon's souls - like, i do wonder how much of the goofy edgy vibes were inspired by twilight princess's shenanigans.
also, don't forget the clown with a cannon that launches you to kingdom come with the utmost precision. or the rich girl that loves bugs.
Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this
Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this.
